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Old Mar 20, 2006, 10:48 AM // 10:48   #3021
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*sips beer
*rolls eyeballs
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Old Mar 20, 2006, 10:53 AM // 10:53   #3022
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*Laughs, because the Vomit dissolved on his Personal Shields, In accordance with the prophecy...*
*Walks around with his blueish-white Mohawk, In accordance with the prophecy...*
*Plays more heavy Metal, In accordance with the prophecy...*
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Old Mar 20, 2006, 11:15 AM // 11:15   #3023
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beats ^ to death with a frozen Llama.. not according to prophecy
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Old Mar 20, 2006, 11:31 AM // 11:31   #3024
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*Laughs as the lama bounces off his personal shields, then summons an army of minoins, and Slaughters Cooper, In accordance with the prophecy...*
*Playe more heavy metal, In accordance with the prophecy...*
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Old Mar 20, 2006, 01:16 PM // 13:16   #3025
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*sips beer, slumps over and falls into a light sleep*
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Old Mar 20, 2006, 01:17 PM // 13:17   #3026
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*stares at colorful lights*
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Old Mar 20, 2006, 02:30 PM // 14:30   #3027
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*takes out fog-making gun*
*sprays the entire bar*
*runs thru the bar*
*takes out rambo gun and shoots everywhichway*
*m00haha*
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Old Mar 20, 2006, 02:50 PM // 14:50   #3028
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*slips on own vomit and falls down but not before having his forehead become intimate with Starsky-sama's front teeth*
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Old Mar 20, 2006, 04:19 PM // 16:19   #3029
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*picks up a chairleg*
*hits pwnd around the head with it*
"WAKE UP!"
*lobs the chairleg at Shoitaan*
*downs a beer*
*sits down, falls into semi-consciousness again*
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Old Mar 20, 2006, 04:29 PM // 16:29   #3030
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*Takes out shovel*
*Goes thru the foggy bar*
*Scrapes off anyone/anything (unconscious) on the floor*
*Tosses the findings out the swiveling doors*
*Thinks to himself, "I think we need a nicer door"*
*Gets to work on a revolving entrance door*
*Grins at the possibilities of mayhem that can ensue with this...*

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Old Mar 21, 2006, 12:22 AM // 00:22   #3031
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"Speaking of mayhem.."

*grabs shoitaan and ties him facedown on the bar*

*pours pure grain alcohol on his pants and then lights them on fire*

*grins as he squirms*

*grabs a beer and takes a swig*

"next victim..."

*grabs starsky by the back of his cloak*

*swings the revolving door as fast as possible*

*sticks starsky's head in the way*

*door slams on his head and bounces off*

*places starsky's unconcious bleeding self in a chair and goes back to drinking*

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Old Mar 21, 2006, 01:09 AM // 01:09   #3032
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*Bloody decapitated head sprouts legs*
*Head scurries to the chair with the body*
*hops on back on the neck area*
*nerve endings pulls itself together and reforms*
*hands move and pulls hoody back over the head*
*Feels like a reborn wraith of darkness..Grin..*
*Takes out a remote control out of the sleeve*
*Awaits the next person to come in bar*
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Old Mar 21, 2006, 02:56 AM // 02:56   #3033
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*sips beer*
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Old Mar 21, 2006, 03:04 AM // 03:04   #3034
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*gets another beer for the reborn wraith of darkness*
*looks around eyeing up the competition*
*watching as the wraith raises the remote control*
*one-eyed toad comes hopping through the revolving door*
*boney fingers press the volum button*
*toad LOUDLY croaks*
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Old Mar 21, 2006, 04:16 AM // 04:16   #3035
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*burps
*sips beer
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Old Mar 21, 2006, 04:55 AM // 04:55   #3036
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*rolls eyes*
*sips beer*
*passes out*
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Old Mar 21, 2006, 07:04 AM // 07:04   #3037
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*returns to consciousness*
*looks at pwnd, still sipping his beer*
*walks up to him*
*grabs the chair leg*
*hits I pwnd u twenty times around the head with the chairleg*
*throws away all the beer bottles nearby*
*picks up pwnd, tosses him into the alcohol tub*
*fills up the tub with alcohol*
*sits down*
*eats cookies*
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Old Mar 21, 2006, 07:33 AM // 07:33   #3038
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*walks in and sits down*
*Orders a beer*
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Old Mar 21, 2006, 08:51 AM // 08:51   #3039
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*Gives JjK a beer.*

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Old Mar 21, 2006, 08:55 AM // 08:55   #3040
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*Pushes Warkst*
DOn't Call me faT!
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